wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was born a porn star she said
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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