someone get that fucking seahorse.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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