Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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