his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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