i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Randomize
