Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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