Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
