Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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