you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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