Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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