I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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