Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period? http://tfl.nu/qune
  Replies (37) Good night (473) Bad night (969)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): 'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.' http://tfl.nu/5079
  Replies (8) Good night (571) Bad night (2440)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time. http://tfl.nu/hsnu
  Replies (14) Good night (4128) Bad night (550)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning.. http://tfl.nu/4rfg
  Replies (16) Good night (4726) Bad night (1000)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high http://tfl.nu/lasc
  Replies (21) Good night (8233) Bad night (777)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson. http://tfl.nu/6x6n
  Replies (22) Good night (1641) Bad night (5564)
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's. http://tfl.nu/ot6m
  Replies (137) Good night (6906) Bad night (5437)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem http://tfl.nu/9xlk
  Replies (16) Good night (5267) Bad night (993)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room. http://tfl.nu/mk1e
  Replies (7) Good night (2604) Bad night (726)
• Favorite

  (806): View more from Texas

  Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (806): Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain. http://tfl.nu/iymf
  Replies (16) Good night (3098) Bad night (804)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards http://tfl.nu/20k7
  Replies (11) Good night (2134) Bad night (512)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad. http://tfl.nu/3xek
  Replies (3) Good night (380) Bad night (1249)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair

  (501): View more from Arkansas

  Strong work

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair (501): Strong work http://tfl.nu/wibt
  Replies (1) Good night (1394) Bad night (403)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10" http://tfl.nu/3dr6
  Replies (1) Good night (1003) Bad night (487)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too. http://tfl.nu/c992
  Replies (4) Good night (859) Bad night (292)

Randomize