Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here