This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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