People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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