Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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