I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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