State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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