there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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