well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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