They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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