i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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