It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Vodka?
Forever.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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