Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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