I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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