She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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