His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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