plz talk dirty to me
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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