I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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