I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My day in three words: secret purse cake
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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