I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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