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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

ill bring the camera dont start without me

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(404): View more from Georgia

Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".

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(856): View more from New Jersey

When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..

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(214): View more from Texas

Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.

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(858): View more from California

just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.

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It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian

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