sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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