I CAN MOONWALK!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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