There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Help. Why am I so naked?
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