i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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