check it out our google latitudes are spooning
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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