My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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