Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
