Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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