she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
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I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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