Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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