doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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