It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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