Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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