do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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