Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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