Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
