jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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