I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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