we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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