I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend