Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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