I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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