That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
