we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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