its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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