He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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