Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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