Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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