oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't notice because vodka
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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