does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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